Recurring South Park characters |
The 4 main characters in the animated series South Park are
Eric Cartman, Stan Marsh,
Kyle Broslofski and Kenny McCormick. See those articles for details.
There are several other recurring South Park characters.
Family members
Mrs. Cartman
Lianne Cartman is (supposedly) the mother of Eric, and puts up with his constant whining and abuse by doting on him to the
point of compounding his personal problems. She rarely raises her voice, and the only discipline she dispences is a very rare
slap to the face when Eric embarrass her in public. Despite
her sweetness, she is a hermaphroditic porn-queen and prostitute. Quite early on, it was revealed that Mrs.
Cartman was actually Eric's father.
Gerald and Sheila Broslofski, and Ike
Kyle's family is Jewish. His father Gerald is a lawyer, and his mother is involved in the community. Because of his father's job, Kyle's family is the most well-off
of the four. The Broslofskis also adopted a Canadian baby and named him Ike Moisha Broslofski. In South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut this becomes a matter of concern
when Ike is persecuted by the US, not for being Jewish, but for being Canadian. Gerald Broslofki once made money for suing
literally everyone in the town for sexual harassment.
In the movie, South
Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut, Sheila became enraged that a Canadian film had introduced Kyle to "naughty language",
and sparked a war between the United States and Canada.
Randy and Sharon Marsh, Shelley and Grandpa
Randy and Sharon Marsh are the parents of Stan, and his exceptionally violent sister Shelley. Randy is a geologist, but during his younger years was a member of a briefly successful boy band. He occasionally shows a penchant for singing and dancing. Grandpa Marsh on
episode 106: Death keeps asking Stan to kill him.
The McCormicks
Kenny's family, the McCormicks, are exceptionally poor, in part because Kenny's father, Stuart, is an alcoholic, a fact that Cartman never lets Kenny forget. A typical daily meal in this
family would consist of frozen waffles only. The McCormicks have been through a lot of
grief over the course of the series, in large part due to the many deaths of their son.
School (adults)
See also: Mr. Garrison.
Chef
Jerome 'Chef' McElroy is one of very few black characters in South Park, and the chef at the local school. A
stereotyped character, Chef is obsessed with sex and somewhat promiscuous. He is however a talented singer, and has a tendency to
sing wildly inappropriate songs. The children often seek him out when in need of guidance or information. He is voiced by
Isaac Hayes
See also: Salty Chocolate Balls, Chewbacca Defense.
Quote: Let's all go home and find a nice white woman to make love to.
Ms. Choksondik
After Mr. Garrison was temporarily suspended from teaching duties, he was replaced by Ms. Choksondik, who was most notable for
her implausibly large, saggy breasts and one lazy eye. Ms. Choksondik inexplicably died in the middle of the sixth season, and Mr. Garrison eventually
replaced her as the fourth grade teacher. Before her death, Ms. Choksondik had a sexual relationship (her first, contrary to what the name "chokes on dick" would seem to imply) with Mr. Mackey.
Mr. Mackey
Mr. Mackey is the school guidance counselor. He is best known for his simplistic attitude towards drugs (and his catchphrase, "drugs are bad, mmm'kay?"), a parody
of Just Say No campaigns; he never gives any reason why
drugs are bad.
Mr. Mackey, and both of his parents, have unusually large heads and thin necks, and end almost all of their sentences with
"mmm'kay?".
Principal Victoria
Principal Victoria is the the principal of South Park Elementary School. She is indecisive and eager to avoid any
controversy.
It is unknown whether Victoria is her first or last name (or both). Her name is a reference to actress Victoria Principal.
Mrs. Crabtree
Mrs. Crabtree is the school bus driver. She appears to be suffering from paranoia, or at least is mentally unstable; she has a bird living in her hair and is constantly asking the
children on her bus "What did you say?"
School (children)
See also: Eric Cartman, Stan Marsh, Kyle Broslofski, Kenny McCormick, Butters
Stotch.
Timmy
Timmy is a handicapped child who can only say his own name, and is
confined to a wheelchair. Nevertheless, in one episode he was part of a
successful band, the Timmy and the Lords of the Underworld. Due to the popularity of the show, Timmy's exclamation soon
entered American popular culture as an outburst used to describe, chide, or respond to moments of extreme uncoordination,
lack of concentration or other losses of logic, sense or reason.
Token Williams
Token Williams is the only black child in the main characters' class. Cartman was once
imprisoned for a hate crime after he assaulted Token. In addition to being the
only black child, he is also considerably richer than his classmates. In episode 714 — entitled Raisins — he steals Wendy Testaburger from Stan,
who flips him off because of it.
Wendy Testaburger
Wendy was, for a long time, the object of Stan's affections;
however, he would throw up out of nervousness whenever she came near him. She later dumped him for Token.
Quotes:
- "Hi, Stan!"
- [Stan vomits]
- "Eeeewwww!"
- "Oh, look, a French fry"
Bebe Stevens
Bebe is Wendy's blonde-haired
best friend. She once had a "relationship" with Kyle, but after she couldn't take the "codependency", she started another
"relationship" with Clyde.
Philip "Pip" Pirrip
Pip is a British
child who is extremely unpopular with his classmates due to his foreign ancestry and his general wimpiness. The other boys
generally assume him to be French, even though he hates the French. His character is
based off of Pip from Charles Dickens' Great Expectations, a book which series creators Trey Parker and
Matt Stone hated; the explanation that Dickens' Pip gives for his nickname is the same one South Park's Pip gives for his. In
episode 205, "Conjoined Fetus Lady", Pip is a main character.
Tweek
Tweek is a particularly nervous child, apparently as a result of drinking too much
coffee. He twitches a lot, wears a shirt that is buttoned incorrectly, and is inclined
to scream at the slightest provocation, or complain of "too much pressure!" when anyone asks him to perform the slightest task.
He has very few pairs of underwear, because the Underpants Gnomes
steal them from him late at night.
His father is the manager of a local coffee shop and often provides his son with lots of caffeine, oblivious to its effect. He
writes a report for the boys as part of their current events report about the new Starbucks opening across the street, which causes the boys to have to lie about it. The boys go to the
underpants gnomes for help.
Clyde
Clyde is the brown-haired boy who is part of the group, but doesn't maintain any major presence. He replaces Cartman as the
fat kid in the episode Cartman's Silly Hate Crime 2000, where Cartman gets sent to prison for an alleged hate
crime against Token.
Craig
Even though he hangs out with the boys, Craig is the one who is (in)famous for flipping off people, and is always seen sitting
outside the principals office.
Jimmy
Like Timmy, he is handicapped, but he uses crutches to walk. Despite having a s-s-stuttering problem, he likes to perform stand-up
comedy. In the episode Cripple Fight he and Timmy engage is a fistfight that is shot for shot, almost identical to
the one in They Live. His last name is uncertain; he was known as "Jim Swanson"
in the episode Krazy Kripples, but was known as "Jimmy Vulmer" in the episode Up the Down Steroid.
Misc
Mr. Hankey
Mr. Hankey, the "Christmas Poo", is the scatological counterpart to Santa Claus but with the lighthearted flair of 60's-era Rankin & Bass holiday
specials. He emerges from the toiletbowl on Christmas Eve and brings presents to good boys and girls. Mr. Hankey has appeared in
at least three Christmas episodes, and inspired an actual retail CD (Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics) in which he has
his own theme song. In one episode he departed from the Christmas theme to drive a snooty indy film festival out of town with a
tornado made of sewage. His trademark line is "Howwwwww-dy ho!"
Big Gay Al
Big Gay Al is a stereotyped gay man. He
runs an animal farm for gay animals who have been rejected by homophobic pet
owners. He also appeared in South Park: Bigger, Longer & Uncut, entertaining U.S. troops.
Jimbo and Ned
Jimbo Kerns, who is Stan's uncle, and Ned Gerblansky are both obsessed with killing animals, circumventing anti-hunting laws by claiming self-defense -
and thus, always exclaiming "It's coming right for us!" - before shooting some animal that was not, in most cases, coming right
for them.
Ned lost his voice due to cancer, and is forced to speak with an electronic
voicebox. He also lost an arm in the Vietnam War.
Officer Barbrady
Officer Barbrady is the town's only policeman, and is particularly inept. The police force motto on his squad car is, "To
Patronize and Annoy". He was illiterate until forced to learn to read to solve
a crime. He then read Atlas Shrugged by Ayn Rand, an experience that made him regret ever learning to read.
Dr. Mephesto
Dr. Alphonse Mephesto is a stereotyped mad scientist, who
specialises in genetic engineering, and like Frankenstein, proceeds to create strange creatures without stopping to consider
whether he should.
He often seems interested in genetically engineering creatures with more than one anus -
an apparent parody of the (real world) creation of a mouse with a human ear growing from
its back.
He is a member of NAMBLA, the 'North American Marlon Brando Look Alikes'.
He is often followed by a short odd looking person named Kevin, wearing the same clothes as Dr. Mephesto. He quietly follows
Mephesto as if he is an assistant, though he rarely assists with anything, and never speaks. It was revealed in Primus song "Mephesto and Kevin" that Kevin was an experiment to create the perfect pop star, a
clone of Michael Jackson
that was birthed by a llama. He has a sweet, golden voice that was never heard in the show.
Priest Maxi
Priest Maxi is the clergyman for South Park's Christian community. He is a narrow-minded and intolerant man who is convinced
most people are going to be damned to Hell, often for trivial offenses.
Terrance and Philip
See Terrance and Philip
City Wok
City Wok is a Chinese restaurant, whose employees
have stereotypically heavy accents. The word "city" appears often in the restaurant and in the employees' dialogue, the joke
being that the employees' accents make the word "city" sound like "shitty."
City Wok also doubles as the airline company City Airlines, which took Kyle and his friends to Canada so they could retrieve
Kyle's adoptive brother Ike.
City Wok is managed and operated by Tuong Lu Kim. He has also constructed a City Wall (obviously fashioned after the Great Wall of China) for South Park, per the request of parents who
wanted to protect their children from being kidnapped. Like its Chinese counterpart, the
wall faced constant invasion from Mongolians.
Towelie
A recent addition to South Park is the constantly stoned-out Towel named "Towlie."
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